The Top 5 Weirdest Games of 2011

When you play videogames, you expect a certain level of strangeness; I mean, everybody’s played Super Mario Bros., and when you really think about it, the premise of that game — a plumber who has to save a mushroom princess from a giant turtle — is downright bizarre. A certain suspension of disbelief is required for all games; even “realistic” games like Call of Duty feature soldiers who can heal bullet wounds by staying behind cover for a few seconds, and despite growing more realistic with each iteration, GTA still lets you murder hundreds of random people with reckless abandon. Whether you’re playing as some Call of Duty super soldier, an elf who has to fight a giant pig, or even a rapping dog, games, by their very nature, place you into some very bizarre situations when you think about it… but there’s your standard video game weirdness which we’ve all grown numb to, and then there’s the truly weird stuff that even the most experienced gamers have a hard time comprehending.

But instead of mocking these games, we should applaud them for their willingness to try something new. With the gaming industry dominated by increasingly safe, generic shooters and creatively bankrupt sequels and quick cash-ins, it’s games like the ones I’m about to list that help keep originality alive. Sure, they may not exactly be the best games out there, and they may not necessarily reflect the best qualities of gaming culture, but hey, at least they’re unique. If games are ever going to be taken as seriously as movies, books, or music, there has to be acceptance for titles like this; just as there’s an audience for avante-garde, abstract movies to go along with the droves who watch summer blockbusters, the gaming community should appreciate these titles, not in spite of but because of their strangeness. While these games will never replace a good Half-Life or Zelda, they’re good examples of the breadth of experiences that gaming can provide beyond plain old murder simulation, and hey, at the very least, who doesn’t enjoy seeing something completely bizarre now and then?

Dinner Date

Dinner Date puts you in the shoes of Julian Luxembourg, a introverted British chap who’s waiting for his dinner date, who predictably never shows up. As you virtually experience getting stood up, Julian waxes poetic about a number of topics about his life: work, his friends, his hobbies, yellow fever, food, and he even manages to recite a few verses of Lord Byron. It becomes pretty clear over the course of the night why Julian’s date has ditched him, but despite him being kind of a wanker, I’m sure any guy who’s ever been rejected will identify with Julian’s night of self-pity and misdirected frustration.

If it sounds strange, it is, but Dinner Date is a strangely compelling experience: the dialogue is well written and acted, and watching Julian gradually go from anxious to impatient to angry is strangely entertaining, much in the same way watching a couple argue or seeing a train wreck is. Dinner Date isn’t much of a game, as its a very short experience with no discernible goals (well, other than gaining a strangely fulfilling feeling of pity or schadenfreude, depending on how much you identify with Julian,) but it’s certainly an interesting and unique way to spend an hour, and it’s well worth the $5 asking price on Steam, provided you’re willing to try something different.

Dino D-Day

Nazis and dinosaurs have been enemies in a lot of games, and it’s easy to see why: Killing evil Nazis allows you to gun down people without all of the pesky guilty that’s associated with killing a person, and dinosaurs are just, well, bad-ass, and who doesn’t want the chance to fight one (and actually win)? Dino D-Day manages to combine two of gaming’s most favored opponents and put them into one highly ridiculous, but thoroughly entertaining scenario.

Set in an alternate version of World War 2 where the Nazis have mastered control of dinosaurs and are using them to fight back against the Allies, Dino D-Day finally allows gamers to see if America’s Greatest Generation can hold their own against prehistory’s most successful hunters. The game suffers from some balance issues — the dinosaurs are extremely overpowered — but Dino D-Day still provides some hilarious multiplayer fun provided you don’t take it too seriously, and it manages to inject some much needed life into the stagnant WW2 shooter genre. Dino D-Day won’t make you forget about Team Fortress 2 or Call of Duty, but if you’re in the mood for some light-hearted fun, I can’t think of a better combination than velicoraptors and blowing gibs off of SS soldiers.

Gal Gun

Now, I hate to reinforce the stereotypes that Japanese games are weird and that Japanese otaku culture panders to perverts, but honestly, sometimes Japanese games really are weird, and really do pander to perverts. Case in point: Gal Gun, by respected Japanese developer Inticreates, best known for their work on Mega Man 9 and the Mega Man Zero series. Despite the developer, Gal Gun is a very different game from Mega Man; instead of a hardcore, 2D action-platformer, Gal Gun is on rails, and instead of fighting your way through an army of vicious robot masters, Gal Gun forces you to fight your way through an army of Japanese school girls. Who you defeat by squirting them with phermones and one stage even ends with you fighting a hentai tentacle monster. Yep, that’s Japanese alright.

While the other games on this list possess genuinely interesting or fun ideas, Gal Gun is really the type of thing you can only enjoy if you’re a pervert. While the game doesn’t have any actual nudity and never does anything *ahem* “hardcore,” it certainly does revel in its perversion; instead of going for headshots, critical hits are delivered by shooting your *ahem* “phermones” at specific body parts (take a guess as to which ones,) and the girls in this game have a penchant for wearing short skirts while standing in high places, and apparently they all hate bras and love to jump up and down. So hey, if you want to ever give up on being with an actual girl, give Gal Gun a try. Who knows? It might actually be a decent “shooter.”

Catherine

If Gal Gun represents the extreme end of sexual immaturity in games, than Catherine would be on the opposite end of that scale: where as most games treat sex and romance as a means to titillate, Catherine is one of the rare “Mature” rated games that’s actually for genuinely mature, sophisticated adult audiences. It’s story is a study on commitment, infidelity, and responsibility that is leagues beyond the teenage angst and sexual exploitation that you’d usually expect from a video game, or any piece of popular media for that matter. Of course, you wouldn’t know that by looking at the game, as publisher Atlus was keen on playing up the sexual aspects of it’s presentation (hey, it sells games,) but while Catherine may superficially resemble cheesecake wank material like Gal Gun, it’s an actually a respectable piece of fiction.

But while finding a narrative of Catherine’s caliber in a game (and a Japanese developed one, at that,) is a rare, strange sight indeed, it’s gameplay make it’s just unique: At it’s heart, Catherine is a puzzle game, and a pretty damn good one at that. Not only are the puzzles a metaphor for protagonist Vincent’s completely inability to understand women, but the way they’re presented — with nightmarish imagery and lots and lots of sheep — make even the bizarre presentation of other Shin Megami Tensei games seem tame by comparison. Catherine is definitely weird for a lot of reasons, but it’s also probably the best, most genuinely great title on this list.

Prime Minister Questions: The Game

While similar in purpose, the British Parliament is very different from the Congressional system we use here in the US: instead of each member of the House or Senate getting their turn at the floor, the Prime Minister and the head of the opposition party merely stand in the center of a room and take turns taking verbal pot shots at each other while their respective parties hurl cheers and insults from the stands. It’s far livelier than the faux-emotional rhetoric spewing that goes on in the US Congress, and while it’s just as blindly partisan and depressingly ineffectual, at least the Brits are more honest about it.

Prime Minister Questions: The Game turns these lively debates into a sort of 8-bit fighting game, where baseless accusations and passive-aggressive insults take the place of punches and kicks. Now, the engine powering the game isn’t anything fancy, so you obviously shouldn’t expect Street Fighter, but despite the actual simplicity of the product itself, Prime Minister Questions: The Game deserves some recognition for its concept alone. At the very least, the game is free (downloadable here) so if you want to take a very snarky look at the British government, give it a shot. It’s no where near as brutal as the real arguments, but it’s a fun diversion nonetheless.

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  • Desirai

    this article would be better if it didn’t have so many grammar errors and spelling mistakes…… ^___^

    • http://www.igxpro.net Nick Hernandez

      Trolololo

  • iller

    picachu

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=673877664 Jameel Aboulhosn

    Dino D-Day is an awesome ass game so you better applaud it. Bitches.

  • Neilo150

    Why is it always stupid American’s in WW2 games??? Where were they at the start of it…..scratching their backsides and hoping it would blow over. Make a game about the REAL heroes of WW2, the British Tommy!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WGG4EITWFZFSHMWMQHTR6UH4GI Don Pedro

      Sour grapes!  Them “stupid americans” saved you’re posteriors, not to say you guys were’nt tough as nails, but the fact is they turned the tide.

      • SuperGuest

        That’s easy to do if you wait for everyone else to kill each other and come in at the last minute. 
        lololololololol 

      • Sam-shinar

        I have no doubt America Helped the War effort but its a strong statement to say they ‘turned the tide’. If they did turn the tide of the war then things would have started to go a lot differently from 1941 onwards. Whereas it didnt really. If anybody really helped a massive amount I would say it was, as much as any American would hate to Admit, The Russians. At the end of the day every allied nation did its best and helped in massive ways. If Britian didn’t hold out in 1940 during the battle of Britain then i have no doubt that Hitler would have won the war. If Russia didn’t hold out then the War would have been lost without a doubt. The American Government would have joined the War Earlier i’m sure but the American people weren’t behind it. And without support of the people then they would not march in… So the American Government had to do their ‘false flag policy’ and Provoke Japan into attacking them…  But thats another issue.. :p 

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/OF2GHKXMKVNS57SQT62DZNPS24 Robert Westfall

      If it wasnt for the stupid americans lol Tommy was on the Verge of surrending to JERRY! soo thats why…twatter

      • Xephon

        The Americans didn’t start coming in till the end of the war and we, the British had done most of the work, all it took was a push back from the coast of Dover and we started pushing the jerry’s back.

        A fair bit of what the Americans did was sending supply lines to the UK which a fair bit of got destroyed by the jerry subs

        Oh and we were close to surrendering ? We took on country 3x our size + it’s expanding empire through-out Europe and still held them off and we were ‘ surrendering’ . Interesting.

        Not to say we would have won the war alone but we dam well did more than our fair share than was expected of us!

      • Neilo150

        Americans! Mist if them debt realise there are other countries outside their own…and we did pretty well in the battle of Britain where we defeated the Germans and were vastly out numbered. i would suggest reading a book but i don’t think it would help….u have to know how to read. as for saving our back sides….. Nat i think not. it was only when u lot got attacked that u thought you would defend yourselves and get involved. tatters indeed!!! Over here we call people like you bell ends.

        • Neilo150

          My predictive text took the sting out if that some what!!

    • Michael Lacerna

      Thank you all who commented here for realizing the secret pro-America political agenda behind Dino D-Day. I never would’ve thought a game about shooting dinosaurs could spawn a discussion as un-ironically stupid as this. *golf clap*

    • Killians45

       REAL heroes of ww2?  Well, I’d say many of the popular developers are from US or Canada, that would be why.  As far as America turning the tide, yeah thats a bit of a stretch.  I’m American, and I admit we HELPED turn the tide by providing relief via troops and supplies, and midway was a biggie but the ones who are the true bad asses during this time, as listed below are in fact the Russians.  We came in at the end of the war, and we didn’t provide the turning tide though we WERE the final nail in the coffin… the ones who did most of the work I’d say are the Russians.

  • SHUTUP

    So which lot of you actually fought in the war. Just curious. Generalizations, especially ones made from 70 year old information, is more than ridiculous. How do you know what the majority of Americans are like? Do you know the majority? Shut up, all of you. How will prejudice and discrimination ever end with assholes like you? Governments do not always represent the people, and guess who runs the military! NOT THE PEOPLE, you twats.

  • SimpsonsGoldenAge

    Article writer wrote nazi’s instead of nazis, fail.

    • http://igxpro.net/ Chris Hernandez

      Corrected, good catch.

  • @pandemyx

    I absolutely adore Catherine. I had the deluxe edition pre-ordered as soon as it became available. and beat it several times to get all the different endings. While the actual gameplay and “Nightmare” levels were kind of frustrating, the cutscenes and endings made it all worth it. All in all a very funny game.